Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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