good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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