why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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