i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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