I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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