I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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