sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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