Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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