remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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