yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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