There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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