Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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