My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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