You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize