There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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