I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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