I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She bit a glass in half.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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