idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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