i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
