The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
