So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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