Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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