I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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