talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
