Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
