Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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