I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
