So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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