he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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