My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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