So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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