no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
