I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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