who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
