so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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go home
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
