I heard we made out
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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