She said her name was "party"
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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