Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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