I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't think brook has ever known best
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
