so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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