So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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