hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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