Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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