just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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