Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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