He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
love makes seman taste better
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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