All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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