To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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