I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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