i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
