oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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