Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
