Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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