fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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