The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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