i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Randomize
