its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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